Umm maybe because i’m hardcore? wtf

sharonosbourne:

I have never related to anyone more than I relate to the woman on the left right now

pajamaben:

*gets abducted by aliens* thank you. you have no idea how much i hated living on that planet

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ktnissevurdeen:

buttalecki:

what do you do at hogwarts if you start your period? 

like do you go and see madam promfrey? or your head of year? because i’m just trying to imagine the slytherin girls going snape and asking for tampons

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clater:

i went to a public school okay i know how to inject heroin

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suspensed:

babe was extra cheesy today

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baracknobama:

why are cats always so relaxed when the government is a mess

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surprisebitch:

STEAL HER LOOK - Angry black woman throwing table and catching chairs

  • Gold Angel Wing Earrings - $5.99 (sold at Macys)
  • Ralph Lauren Flowy Box Black Tank Top - $49.00
  • Nordstrom Royal Blue Sleek Leggings - $58.75
  • Hermes Black Birkin Bag - $18,999.00
  • Gold Collar Necklace - $5,989.55 (as worn by Rihanna)
  • Commercial Wooden Foldable Table - $54.35 (including White Lacoste Polyester Knit Tablecloth)
  • Prada Platforms (optional) - $750.00

steadmanslick:

imagine someone robbing a fucking bank with this mask on

oli-twist:

windspray:

how do i get a flat stomach by tomorrow

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automatically:

walking a drunk friend like

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